hal/vinny/eve
they/he/she
ixtj
tritype 615
phlegmatic-choleric

about me

hello! my name is hal, but i also go by eve and ash, or other names, as dictated by my bio. feel free to call me whatever you feel like, though. i am queer, asexual, transmasculine, and genderfluid. i am neurodivergent and mentally ill, keep that in mind when interacting with me. i am not human. never refer to me as if i were one. i am not single, don’t flirt with me unless we are close and it is jokingly.

interests

they might be giants
edmund mcmillen games, especially the binding of isaac
xavier: renegade angel
at least there is ceda cedovic/poor 4
the misfits (band)
homestar runner
fallout
wall-e
katamari damacy
jaws (1975 movie)
hell yeah ! wrath of the dead rabbit
2001: a space odyssey
portal/portal 2
the evil dead trilogy
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
harlan ellison and his works
true crime
alien movie franchise

they might be giants and the binding of isaac are my two biggest special interests of all time, please talk to me about them i will be so happy

identities

i am:
ash (the end is nigh)
eve (wall-e)
isaac moriah (tboi)
willow (don't starve)
max (sam and max)
hal 9000
steven (time fcuk)
dirk strider
ashley (warioware)
GLaDOS
dr. fetus
captain viridian
melting (nuclear throne)
the narrator (the stanley parable)
jack skellington
allied mastercomputer
flowey/asriel
ellen ripley

these are all “delusional attachments,” but that term makes me feel weird. i refer to these as either permanent identities or myself. there are unlisted identities and kins of mine, but these are the most important ones. ask to see them before you request to follow me.

dni & byf

dni:
if you are or interact with glowyy69 on instagram.
have any problems with my girlfriend or any of my friends.
if you’re a racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, bodyshamer, support or encourage EDs and suibaiting. this should go without saying but you’re absolutely disgusting and are the scum of the earth.
if you kin me or my friends, or will not tag me as myself.
bramblestar kinnies. /ij

byf:
i may not respond to messages quickly or at all. please have patience with me.
i talk about my special interests and hyperfixations nonstop.
i tag my friends a lot and post a lot of lovemail for my girlfriend.
i post a lot of vents.

lovemail for my beloved!!!!

hello my love! i love you so much. i love everything about you. every moment i spend with you is an amazing one. you are my everything, and i wouldn’t give you up for anything in this entire universe. i am still so constantly happy we’re dating. you’re the perfect girl for me, and you truly mean absolutely everything to me. i love your laugh, i love your voice, i love listening to you talk, i just love you. more than i could ever put into words. and i hope you never, ever forget that, because i’ll never, ever, stop loving you. /alt /gen

i tag my girlfriend as girlfriend (fnf), isabella (spears n spades), maid in the mist (tboi), x (bfb), dropsy (tein), miroslav (poor 4), jack kennedy (dsaf), penny (warioware), sayori (ddlc), bandage girl, homsar, k_k (deltarune), crystal (nuclear throne), chell, dawn (waitress), randy jade, wall e, kamal bora, sam (sam and max), sarvente (midfight masses), ellen brody (jaws), zoe (monster prom), turg (callmekevin), tracy reznik (idv), chiaki nanami, kim boggs

friends and tags

herbert, my worstie, my favorite horror loving mad scientist bastard man - herbert west, kris dreemurr, arthur dent, martin brody, wilson (don’t starve), eda clawthorne, eyes (nuclear throne), oz (monster prom), sweeney todd, boyfriend (fnf), inigo montoya, almighty tallest purple, oliver swift (dialtown), hobo (dialtown), homestar runner

harlow, my other worstie, my dearly detested fruity ass friend - susie (deltarune), gabe (penny arcade), zim (invader zim), tom (eddsworld), quint (jaws), strong bad (homestar runner), moony (ena), lup taaco (TAZ)

dia, the only valid warrior cats fan - diamond (hnk), andre (poor 4), angus mcdonald (TAZ), shepherd (ena)